Posted 9 hours ago

hashtagdion:

I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

Posted 12 hours ago

turnipfritters:

kscotter:

turnipfritters:

someone hit him with a bus 

he needs to be knocked the fuck out

that’s where the bus comes in

Posted 13 hours ago

pelkoja:

pelkoja:

“but if everyone had food, it would ruin the market!” maybe the point is the fact that it would ruin the market is a fact that your system has some flaws… perhaps.

same applies to raising the minimum wage, like if people getting paid better for their labor means your system collapses maybe it wasn’t built to be sustained 🤔

(Source: jeffbezosdivorcelawyer)

Posted 13 hours ago

charminglyantiquated:

i literally send this to every new boat friend i make

(Source: seabass2819)

Posted 22 hours ago

hyrude:

u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

prettyandmean:

Your APOLOGY needs to be as loud as your DISRESPECT was

Posted 1 day ago

fiightingdreamers:

when blink 182 said “work sucks, i know”???? they were really right huh

Posted 1 day ago

hatefuhk:

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

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Posted 1 day ago

mayor-deer:

This is so pure I love this grandma <3